Here are some things I wish someone would have told me a few months ago:
1. Putting together an Ikea desk does not make someone qualified to help with home renovations
2. It's impossible to un-teach a five-year-old the word 'dildo'
3. Two straight guys messing around with each other is not as uncommon as people might think, so don't freak out
Of course, I freaked out...
Moving back to Staten Island after my divorce was the simple choice, and hiring a contractor to help make my new place somewhat liveable was an even simpler one.
But I wasn't expecting the contractor to be Brendan Kelly, an old high school buddy I'd lost contact with over the years. And I definitely wasn't expecting what happened next...
Pay attention, folks-we're here to revolutionize the bromance!
Warning: this book is not appropriate for anyone who doesn't like laughing, anyone who doesn't like environmentally-conscious five-year-olds, and anyone who doesn't like hot single dads and sexy contractors rekindling a friendship in an unexpectedly steamy manner.
