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Bitches, I've Arrived

Adriana Bachmann
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Duration
7h 42m
Year
2026
Language
English
Publisher
Lioncrest Publishing

About

This isn't about what's easiest for you. It's about what's best for your baby.



Let's get something straight: Adriana Bachmann, the "Baby Whisperer," is not here to please anyone. She's here to help your babies. That's the whole point of Bitches, I've Arrived: The Ultimate Baby Guide.



Find out how to help your baby sleep well without either of you enduring the stresses of sleep deprivation. Say goodbye to popular but harmful practices, parenting gimmicks, and sales-focused influences. Learn to recognize warning signs that something is wrong. Discover common-sense traditional methods that lead to your baby's long-term well-being.



Bitches, I've Arrived is full of knowledge that helps babies from newborn to six months develop in a healthy and sustainable way. In clear, no-holds-barred language, Bachmann obliterates popular myths about raising a healthy baby and replaces them with a proven, holistic approach.

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  • Infants & Toddlers
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  • Parenting

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