The aliens came to Earth with a threat and an offer. We must cease and desist all use of the name Miss Universe for our Earthbound pageants. But we are invited to send one candidate to compete in the real Miss Universe pageant on a planet thousands of light years away. Karly Matthews, a renowned geneticist, is chosen to accompany Earth's delegate and train her in the skills she will need to survive an interplanetary competition. But as mishaps occur along the path, Karly learns that the greatest threat to Earth's place among the intergalactic community isn't the cadre of bizarre aliens, but humans themselves.
