Well, if it isn't my favorite bald monkey, my most intrepid Legionnaire-Caesar! Ha, I see you've got yourself into a pickle as usual. What's that? You say you've had enough of thugs, nobles, and laws? Then why not take your mind off things with a little mission and earn us both some credits while you're at it?
What? Why not?! And what do you mean you need your own army? Why can't you just be like a normal pig? Alright, fine, I know just the store for problematic Legionnaires . . .
