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How to Kick Someone's Ass

365 Ways to Take the Bastards Down

E.R. Silverman
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Pages
224
Year
2010
Language
English
Publisher
Adams Media

About

A drunk giant comes charging at you in a bar.
Go with a roundhouse kick, Judo hip throw, or Karate punch to bring him to the ground.

Your cheapskate neighbor refuses to pay you back.
The next time he's on vacation, turn on his backyard hose. By the time he returns home, his yard will be a swamp and his water bill will be through the roof.

Some juiced-up meathead starts trouble at the gym.
Take him down to size with an Aikido wrist twist.

There's more than one way to skin a cat-or kick someone's ass. In this rough and ready field guide, you'll find 365 ways to nail the bastards who try to get you down. Written under an alias by a man who's been there, done that, and lived to deny it all, this is all you need to protect and avenge yourself against every possible threat-be it physical, emotional, psychological, financial, or otherwise. From cue balls and steel-toed boots to spiders and Krazy Glue, you'll find an amazing array of household weapons and tactics designed to put that moron in his or her place once and for all.

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