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If Animals Could Talk

A Children's Book for Adults

Carla Butwin
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Pages
128
Year
2022
Language
English
Publisher
Microcosm Publishing

About

If animals could talk, what would they say? Certainly nothing polite, according to this hilarious illustrated book. On these pages, you'll meet over 100 uncensored animals showing the whole range of human emotions and foibles, from sassy to grumpy, arrogant to dejected, glib to nonplused. "How old did you say you were," asks the cougar. "Rise and shine, assholes," trills the bird. "Ball is life," proclaims the hamster. "I have zero interest in seeing you later," quoth the alligator. Giggle and belly laugh your way through this definitely not-for-kids, probably not-safe-for-work collection of brilliant insights into the filthy animals all around us.

Related Subjects

  • Adult
  • Topic
  • Humor
  • Adult Nonfiction
  • Animals

Reviews

"Super NSFW."
Mashable
"I can't decide if I'm proud or ashamed…. A lot like your college friends at the five-year reunion just before last call at the bar."
Bustle
"Most inappropriate book ever."
USWeekly

Artists

Carla ButwinAuthor
Josh CassidyAuthor