After decades of being the world's top hired gun, Michael Bullets needs a vacation. But when he steps aboard a plane to the island of St. Joseph the Lesser, he comes face to face with the world's second-best killer, Pistols Wickett, who, along with just about everyone else on the island, wants Bullets dead.
It's all-out war as Bullets faces the treacherous Baker's Union, his former partner in a fast casual sea urchin restaurant, a scuba-diving cannibal, up-and-coming killers looking to grab some glory, a deadly game of tiddlywinks, and more, leading toward the final confrontation with Wickett. It will be his toughest mission yet: saving his own life, confronting his souring legacy, and trying to keep his mostly mechanical body running, all while keeping his promise to never kill again—though no one said anything about handing out a multitude of butt-whuppings.
