Guido, AKA The Sicilian Mustang in the porn circle always boasted of having a killer between his legs. He never realized how right he was until he noticed a swelling. Now he has two weeks to make right five years of lies and come clean once and for all with his friends, his family, and his best friends ex. And if that's not enough, his ruthless agent wants to get it all on tape and make a reality show out of it. Will he manage to clean his act before he becomes the Sicilian Gelding?
