Angels of Our Bitter Nature

What a ride the McDruhitmumpf administration has been!The President's choice for a vacant Extreme Court nomination turned out to be a horde of illegal four year-olds invading the United States of Vesampucceri who cooperated with Special Prosecutor Robert Meullitallover's witch hunt at McDruhitmumpf golf courses while Attorney General Jeff "Self-regard" Sesspoolpandemic" morphed into William Katiebarrthudor and everybody agreed that the biggest threat to the greatest idiotocracy that the world had ever seen was not Fenwickian interference in the next election, but butterflies.After a while, all of the scandals sort of blend together, don't they? And, this is only two and a half years into Ronald McDruhitmumpf's presidency. Can you imagine the shape the country will be in if he gets a full eight years? Neither can we. But, the reporters of the Alternate Reality News Service will be there to bring it all to you. At least, those of us who survive with our sanity (our dignity was surrendered when we took this gig) intact...THE ALTERNATE REALITY NEWS SERVICEWhen we break the news, it stays broken!Angels of Our Bitter Nature is the final book in the Vesampucceri trilogy, which includes ARNS and the Man and E Deplorables Unum. Collect the whole set! Ira Nayman is profilic. Proficlic. Proclif - he writes a lot.He has self-published eleven collections of articles written by the tireless staff of the Alternate Reality News Service. Five contain news, reviews, interviews, and anything else you might expect to find in your daily newspaper (Alternate Reality Ain't What It Used To Be, What Were Once Miracles Are Now Children's Toys, Luna for the Lunies!, The Street Finds Its Own Uses for Mutant Technologies and Futures in Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear). The series also contains two collections of humourous science fiction advice columns: The Alternate Reality News Service's Guide to Love, Sex and Robots and What the Hell Were You Thinking? Good Advice for people who make bad decisions. The series is rounded out by three collections of reports from a universe where Vesampucceri is the world's leading idiotocracy (rule by the stupidest people): ARNS and the Man, E Deplorables Unum and Angels of Our Bitter Nature. The most recent book collects the three Vesampucceri volumes in one; it is called Idiotocracy for Dummies. All but the first and most recent books are available on Smashwords. (They are also available in print, for those of you who have a fetish for paper...)New Alternate Reality News Service stories appear regularly on Ira's Web site: Les Pages aux Folles. These include two advice columns: Ask Amritsar (about love and romance and technology) and Ask the Tech Answer Guy (about anything to do with technology except love and romance). Readers are encouraged to submit their own questions for the advice columns. Les Pages aux Folles also contains topical political and social satire and surreal cartoons.The Weight of Information, the pilot for a radio series based on Alternate Reality News Service articles, can be heard on YouTube; listen to Part One or Part Two.Ira has also written eight Transdimensional Authority novels, six of which have been published by Elsewhen Press: Welcome to the Multiverse (Sorry for the Inconvenience); You Can't Kill the Multiverse (But You Can Mess With its Head); Random Dingoes; It's Just the Chronosphere Unfolding as It Should; The Multiverse is a Nice Place to Visit, But I Wouldn't Want to Live There; and, Good Intentions: The Multiverse Refugees Trilogy: First Pie in the Face. They follow the adventures of Transdimensional Authority Investigators or Time Agency Agents. If you're somewhere (or somewhen) you shouldn't be,... Collections of Alternate Reality News Service news, reviews, interviews, advice columns and, yes, even obituaries. After all, people in other universes die, too...