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Condoms and Cabbages

Glen Johnson
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Pages
28
Year
2015
Language
English
Publisher
Sinuous Mind Books

About

Wayne Ward is a twenty-four-year-old nobody. He has no skills. No remarkable life. No esteemed job – in fact, he has never worked a day in life lazy life. No savings. No one who loves him, and no one to miss him. However, he is an opinionated, foulmouthed racist, who thinks the world owes him something, and he has the right to take whatever he wants.He decided he'd had enough of his dull, monotonous life in the small town in England and scraped together enough money by stealing off his friends and step-father for a one-way ticket to Bangkok, Thailand.He was going to live the dream – sun, sea, and sex. He imagined himself soaking up rays while lounging somewhere on a sandy white beach, with crystal-clear water, with a stunning prostitute to either side.However, that dream soon turned into a nightmare. Unable to find a job, and low on money, and living in a noisy, cockroach infested shit-pit, he decides to take matters into his own, completely unprepared hands.He soon finds out that his foulmouthed, racist approach to life isn't going to get him very far in a foreign country. In fact, there's only one possible outcome for a person like Wayne Ward, and he's racing towards it like a locomotive. Glen Johnson was born in Devon, England in 1973. He is the author of 63 fiction and non-fiction books. In August 2014, he gave away all his belongings, bought a backpack, and started travelling around Southeast Asia. He loves to travel and throughout his life he has spent over 11 years living and travelling around the world – so far, he has explored 43 different countries. At present, he lives in Devon, England, but he has also lived in Mexico, Thailand, Malaysia, Laos, Cambodia, and Singapore. He is also the lead writer on the development team for a computer game called The Seed from the creators of the award-winning S.T.A.L.K.E.R Misery mod.Glen has published 207 books worldwide (via two publishing companies he owns). 63 are his work; the other 144 are modern-classic-fiction books that can be found on all good eBook and paperback retailers.

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