More laughs than lewd, this humor-packed E.L. James parody races you around exotic switchbacks as young Anna Ironhead discovers the Old West swarming with suitors in the form of a charming bandit, a sincere scout, and a powerful, mesmerizing railroad tycoon named Lash Grey.As guns blaze and the Cheyenne raid, shy, murmuring dishwasher Anna wrestles with her heart-not to mention a mind filled with psychological personifications who act out at all the wrong times. Pressed by suitors attracted to her quiet beauty and endearing quirks, Anna must navigate an emotional arroyo as she struggles to find romance among the arrows and dust of a wild, spirited land.For naive Anna must grasp that passion comes in many shades, but true love is a primary color. Mac's short fiction has appeared in venues such as "The Best of Every Day Fiction Three, "The Cthulhu Mythos Mega Pack," and "Horror: California." A former assistant marathon coach with Team in Training, he enjoys authors such as Jack Vance and Raymond Carver. When not fleeing wildfires in the California hills, Mac is working on a horror novella.
