This book is for the reader who is tired of reading books or who does not have time to read them through and prefers a diverse magazine of unusual short stories he can read through at any time. The sane reader will be bemused by this mélange haphazardly arranged by yours truly, the runaway author who endeavored to understand the world by writing himself to death at random. Articulate articles herein include Big Talkers Decapitated, Profiling Panhandlers, Speech by a Modern Day Frankenstein Monster, The Man Who Hates Everybody, This Gimmicky World, Mellow Hawaii, Take The Elevator to Love, Postmodern Dead Canard, What is My Fate? Alice Packer's Shadow, Life Goes On — A Toynbeean Meditation, Theresa's Pinata, Spinoza's God, Make a Clean Breasted Approach, Man With A Cross, Cape of Bad Storms or Good Hope, Hysterical Woman, Mister Clean, I Want My Mama, The Underbed, Ella Wilcox & Madame Blavatsky, Approaching the Dragon, The Grand Dragon, Muttering and Trivia, The Goddess Trivia, Our Lady Of The Plastic Rosary, Maybe This Time Is Different, The Moral Of The Story, Enlightened Atheists, All Hell Might Break Loose With Pleasure, Lone Wolfs Retire to Forests, The Last Days Last a Long Time, My Thoughts On Groups, The Story of My Subject, The First Time I Ran Away, Life On The Run, Like Father Like Son, and My Father's Ashes
