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Introduction, A Gift From Derrick
3:31 - 2
Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow
5:00 - 3
Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW
1:56 - 4
Ask A Pastor
3:03 - 5
Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center
3:04 - 6
A LinkedIn Profile
2:39 - 7
The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe
5:48 - 8
Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A 'Zine
3:50 - 9
Contacting Celebrities On Facebook
4:18 - 10
Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH
7:59 - 11
Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods
2:29 - 12
I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage
7:05 - 13
Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable
3:22 - 14
The Body
2:26 - 15
Feet & Legs
1:55 - 16
Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo
2:54 - 17
Heart
2:54 - 18
Throat, Arms & Hands
2:41 - 19
Head
1:51 - 20
Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax
3:14 - 21
Introduction
0:16 - 22
Horse
0:04 - 23
Horse Galloping
0:07 - 24
Horse III
0:08 - 25
Duck
0:04 - 26
Duck II
0:08 - 27
Dog
0:05 - 28
Cat
0:07 - 29
Cat Purring
0:09 - 30
Cat Asking For Directions
0:09 - 31
Two Sheep Arguing
0:10 - 32
Mice Making Fried Rice
0:06 - 33
Bear
0:04 - 34
Wolf
0:07 - 35
Fox Embarrassed About His Boner
0:07 - 36
Giraffe Sleeping
0:08 - 37
Turtle
0:04 - 38
Turtle II
0:09 - 39
Chicken Prostitue Haggling
0:13 - 40
Shark
0:05 - 41
Toilet Flushing
0:08 - 42
Blender
0:08 - 43
Automatic Door Opening
0:06 - 44
Doorbell
0:04 - 45
Alarm Clock
0:06 - 46
Frying Pan Sizzle
0:08 - 47
Teapot Whistle
0:09 - 48
Dishwasher Running
0:08 - 49
Telephone Ringing
0:07 - 50
Telephone Falling On The Ground
0:09 - 51
Shower Running
0:08 - 52
Crackling Fire
0:09 - 53
VCR Ejecting A Tape
0:06 - 54
Group Of Businessmen Agreeing
0:18 - 55
Baby Locked In A Dresser
0:09 - 56
Fart
0:04 - 57
Long Fart
0:06 - 58
Fart III
0:09 - 59
Little Girl Crying
0:12 - 60
Man Walking In Boots
0:12 - 61
Screaming Man
0:05 - 62
Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man
0:07 - 63
TV Audience Clapping At Food
0:11 - 64
Drum Circle
0:14 - 65
Rave
0:10 - 66
Last Guy At A Rave
0:09 - 67
Train
0:06 - 68
Steam Engine
0:07 - 69
Neon Sign
0:08 - 70
Motorcycle
0:07 - 71
Scanning An Item
0:04 - 72
Feeling For A Ripe Avocado
0:06 - 73
Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy
0:07 - 74
Jack-In-The-Box
0:08 - 75
Jigsaw Puzzle
0:06 - 76
Fire Truck
0:06 - 77
Video Game
0:05 - 78
Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie
0:07 - 79
Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For
0:10 - 80
Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar
0:10 - 81
Grand Wizard Can't Find A Sock
0:06 - 82
Powerful Senator
0:09 - 83
Powerful Senator II
0:11 - 84
Fighter Plane
0:06 - 85
Ambient Noise In An Airplane
0:12 - 86
Airplane Flying
0:10 - 87
Police Siren
0:07 - 88
Police Siren In Europe
0:08 - 89
Police Siren In Belgium
0:08 - 90
Gun Shot
0:04 - 91
Machine Gun
0:05 - 92
.357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon
0:11 - 93
Gays In The Military
0:06 - 94
Thunder
0:05 - 95
Rain
0:10 - 96
Hurricane
0:10 - 97
Blizzard
0:09 - 98
Snowing
0:11 - 99
Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business
0:14 - 100
Computer Downloading A File
0:10 - 101
New Email
0:04 - 102
Traffic
0:11 - 103
Kids Playing In The Park
0:14 - 104
Kids Playing In The Park II
0:10 - 105
Spaceship Flying
0:10 - 106
Spaceship Crashing
0:07 - 107
Going To Warp Speed
0:06 - 108
Alien Supermarket
0:18 - 109
Laser Gunfire
0:11 - 110
Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands
0:14 - 111
Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower
0:09 - 112
Tacos
0:05 - 113
Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats
0:12 - 114
Tree Falling In A Forest
0:09 - 115
Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey" Wrong
0:08 - 116
Summertime
0:07 - 117
People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency
0:10 - 118
Helicopter
0:06 - 119
Living Helicopter Complaining
0:10 - 120
Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna
0:11 - 121
Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial
0:10 - 122
Elephant Having Trouble
0:10 - 123
One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money
0:13 - 124
Telephone Calling A Toaster
0:13 - 125
Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question
0:15 - 126
Shortwave Radio
0:12 - 127
Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall
0:12 - 128
Dentist Having Sex
0:07 - 129
Panda At A Hotel
0:10 - 130
Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them
0:10 - 131
Cat That Doesn't Mind
0:09 - 132
Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky
0:08 - 133
Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous
0:10 - 134
Old Man's Penis
0:10 - 135
Dial Tone
0:13 - 136
Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom
0:12 - 137
Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie
0:10 - 138
Guy Getting A Sweet Beej
0:12 - 139
Fire Hydrant That Doesn't Want Anyone To Know It's Anti-Semitic
0:13 - 140
Bellhop Who Got Stung
0:07 - 141
LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi
0:16 - 142
LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise
0:10 - 143
Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich
0:08 - 144
Too Many Pieces Of Paper
0:06 - 145
Puddle
0:04 - 146
Magic Clown Using His Powers
0:12 - 147
Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion
0:13 - 148
The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better
0:11 - 149
Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong
0:09 - 150
Misogynistic Maple Trees
0:12 - 151
Apple Sauce Being Naughty
0:06 - 152
Safe Word
0:09 - 153
Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf
0:08 - 154
Cookies Being Arrested
0:10 - 155
Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat
0:13 - 156
Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World
0:11 - 157
Desk Covered In Hair
0:08 - 158
Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time
0:14 - 159
Boy Who Loves Hammocks
0:10 - 160
Dustpan
0:10 - 161
A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter
0:12 - 162
Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies
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Yellow Line That Divides Roads
0:09 - 164
Smell Of A Pear
0:11 - 165
Group Of Wealthy Men
0:13 - 166
Confused Child
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25 Rats Sleeping
0:23 - 168
Flowers
0:07 - 169
Fishing
0:05 - 170
Boat
0:06 - 171
Mizzenmast
0:05 - 172
Bow
0:05 - 173
Stern
0:05 - 174
Basement
0:05 - 175
Rainbow
0:07 - 176
Telescope Being Defensive
0:08 - 177
Larry King Being Told Important Information
0:10 - 178
Well
0:05 - 179
The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record
0:11 - 180
Salad
0:05 - 181
Little Girl Teasing A Lamp
0:09 - 182
Zoo With Nothing To Lose
0:09 - 183
Racist Stapler
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Friendship Bracelet
0:07 - 185
Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir
0:08 - 186
Two Lost Fireflies
0:09 - 187
Humpback Whale
0:10 - 188
Elevator At The Empire State Building
0:13 - 189
Tip Of A Billionaire's Penis
0:10 - 190
Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood
0:08 - 191
French Kids Picking Apples
0:08 - 192
Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts
0:11 - 193
Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated
0:11 - 194
RomneyCare & ObamaCare
0:16 - 195
The Nerve Of Some People
0:04 - 196
Boner School
0:05 - 197
Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident
0:09 - 198
A BuzzFeed List
0:08 - 199
Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged
0:11 - 200
Fox News & MSNBC
0:14 - 201
Amicable Divorce
0:05 - 202
Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom
0:09 - 203
Snacks In Iraq
0:06 - 204
Telecommuting Cat
0:06 - 205
Nano-Horse
0:05 - 206
Hebrew Ray
0:07 - 207
Caldor Binge Drinking
0:11 - 208
Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game
0:09 - 209
Details
0:04 - 210
School Teacher Given Permission
0:12 - 211
High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future
0:07 - 212
Cheese
0:07 - 213
Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City
0:06 - 214
The Czech Republic
0:08 - 215
Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad
0:07 - 216
Hotel Bed That Is Tired
0:08 - 217
Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels
0:09 - 218
Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction
0:18 - 219
A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs
0:25 - 220
Marijuana
3:00 - 221
PCP
3:00 - 222
Heroin
3:00 - 223
Apple Cider Vinegar
3:00 - 224
MDMA
3:00 - 225
LSD
3:00 - 226
Amoxicillin
3:00 - 227
Peyote
3:00 - 228
Amaretto Sour
3:00 - 229
Oxycodone
3:00 - 230
Crying
0:18 - 231
More Crying
1:32 - 232
Still Crying
17:51 - 233
I Simply Keep Crying
25:35 - 234
Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook
0:36 - 235
Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations
1:57 - 236
Conversational Russian In The Workplace
2:17 - 237
Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings
2:38 - 238
Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest
2:59 - 239
Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces
3:00 - 240
Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia
2:49 - 241
Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia
2:39 - 242
Polite Ways To Engage People of High Status
3:15 - 243
Enter The Fuckscape
3:07 - 244
Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner
3:19 - 245
I'm A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor
3:32 - 246
I Thought I Was The Pancake Man
3:46 - 247
You're A World-Class Pussy-Grifter
8:18 - 248
Intro To Ringtones
0:28 - 249
Phone Call
0:07 - 250
Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate
0:07 - 251
Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo
0:10 - 252
Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp
0:08 - 253
Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle
0:08 - 254
Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada
0:11 - 255
Phone Is Ringing
0:09 - 256
Friend
0:07 - 257
Love
0:12 - 258
Spicy Fish
0:13 - 259
Mother Calling
0:06 - 260
Father Calling
0:05 - 261
Mother 2
0:06 - 262
Father 2
0:05 - 263
Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da
0:09 - 264
Aaaaaaaa
0:05 - 265
Wife Calling
0:10 - 266
Husband Calling
0:09 - 267
Someone Is Calling
0:12 - 268
Fuckface Calling
0:07 - 269
Acquaintance
0:06 - 270
Unnnnnn
0:15 - 271
Auauauauauauau
0:10 - 272
Wouowowoooouuuooo
0:13 - 273
Whistle Ring
0:08 - 274
Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr
0:17 - 275
Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr
0:10 - 276
Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu
0:12 - 277
Gwreeegwkqreu
0:10 - 278
Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu
0:06 - 279
Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!
0:07 - 280
Luuuuleelaaalalou!!
0:06 - 281
Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua
0:11 - 282
Answer The Phone
0:12 - 283
Pffrrrtttt
0:06 - 284
Susan Sarandon Is Calling
0:11 - 285
Colleague
0:06 - 286
Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo
0:07 - 287
Hey!
0:06 - 288
Waffles
0:05 - 289
Fuckbuddy
0:06 - 290
Piano Cleaner
0:05 - 291
Bryan
0:06 - 292
Cream Cheese
0:11 - 293
Rabbi
0:06 - 294
Priest
0:04 - 295
I Can't Answer The Phone
0:16 - 296
Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages
1:08 - 297
Dr. Fart
0:11 - 298
Sarah
0:09 - 299
Social Anxiety
0:08 - 300
The Sizzle-Maker
0:13 - 301
Mittens
0:13 - 302
Kate
0:07 - 303
No Answer
0:07 - 304
Debbie
0:16 - 305
Andrew
0:07 - 306
Phil Donahue
0:04 - 307
Kaitlin
0:08 - 308
Old Man
0:06 - 309
Steve
0:07 - 310
Lucy
0:06 - 311
Judy
0:07 - 312
Megan
0:11 - 313
Leave Your Name
0:07 - 314
Kim
0:07 - 315
Tim
0:11 - 316
Miguel
0:08 - 317
Sebastian
0:05 - 318
Penicillin Dong
0:06 - 319
Thong McHacky-Sack
0:07 - 320
Matt
0:04 - 321
Katie
0:08 - 322
Confident Balls
0:08 - 323
Robert
0:10 - 324
Mr. Shitface
0:06 - 325
Pile Of Sneakers
0:08 - 326
Pasta Nasty
0:07 - 327
Crème Fresh Jackson
0:08 - 328
I Can't Answer The Phone
0:04 - 329
Flitchy Woo-Woo
0:10 - 330
Slick Motherfucker
0:06 - 331
Sleepy Horse
0:10 - 332
Can't Come To Phone
0:13 - 333
Dawn
0:07 - 334
I Am A Doctor
0:08 - 335
Nick
0:09 - 336
Poodle
0:09 - 337
Hello, Mr. Cunt
0:05 - 338
Standard Greeting 1
0:07 - 339
Standard Greeting 2
0:08 - 340
Standard Greeting 3
0:07 - 341
Standard Greeting 4
0:07 - 342
Standard Greeting 5
0:10 - 343
Standard Greeting 6
0:09 - 344
Standard Greeting 7
0:07 - 345
I Can't Answer The Phone (But I Want To)
2:15 - 346
Please Take Off Your Shoes
0:04 - 347
Don Draper Has The Flu
0:06 - 348
Moons Over Your Hammy
0:10 - 349
It's Not A Slumber Party Without Thor
0:04 - 350
Now My Back Hurts
0:04 - 351
Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up
0:13 - 352
Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin
0:04 - 353
Oops
0:05 - 354
Sneaking Around The Zoo
0:08 - 355
Goodnight, Buddy
0:17 - 356
Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry
0:06 - 357
Faxed To The Wrong Number
0:12 - 358
Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing
0:04 - 359
1960's Street Fight
0:05 - 360
Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh... Thanks
0:09 - 361
You Can Call Me Al (Not Song)
0:06 - 362
Don't Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret
0:11 - 363
The Best Misunderstanding
0:04 - 364
Whoa... Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel
0:07 - 365
Kindhearted Fireman
0:06 - 366
Let's Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold
0:04 - 367
Happy Valentine's Day, Mr. And Mrs. President
0:11 - 368
Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun
0:11 - 369
Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner
0:24 - 370
Goofballs Having Silly Fun
0:09 - 371
The Jackal Never Misses!
0:10 - 372
Land-Grabber's Cousin Has Nice Upstairs
0:04 - 373
Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain
0:07 - 374
Don't Mind If I Do...
0:11 - 375
Round One Goes To Princess-Rump
0:07 - 376
Happy And Stuffed
0:06 - 377
Just Another Guns N' Roses Brunch
0:06 - 378
Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp
0:07 - 379
Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache
0:04 - 380
Have We Met?
0:11 - 381
No, Please... After You
0:08 - 382
Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD... Actually, Keep It
0:10 - 383
Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded
0:08 - 384
88% On Rotten Tomatoes
0:04 - 385
Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy
0:13 - 386
Two Rascals Showing Off
0:28 - 387
48 And Flexible
0:06 - 388
That Was Worth It
0:13 - 389
Bandits Helping Around The House
0:04 - 390
Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling
0:14 - 391
I'm The Autodidact Of Amour
0:10 - 392
Oh, My Wife Knows
0:09 - 393
That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded
0:13 - 394
The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law
0:06 - 395
Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party
0:19 - 396
We Get Five Weeks' Vacation In Holland
0:05 - 397
Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant
0:16 - 398
Two Adults In A Small Space
0:11 - 399
Dude, We're On The 5 O'Clock News
0:18 - 400
www.thepleasuresallmine.gov
0:11 - 401
I Don't Have The Hiccups Anymore
0:08 - 402
Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven
0:15 - 403
These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies!
0:08 - 404
Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful
0:10 - 405
I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now
0:09 - 406
The Kindness Of Strangers
0:10 - 407
We're Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind
0:13 - 408
IT Department Doesn't Have A Care In The World
0:04 - 409
Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating
0:09 - 410
I Voted For McCain In 2000
0:10 - 411
New Car Smell, Old Car Feel
0:09 - 412
Paul Can Really Push Good
0:12 - 413
Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want
0:08 - 414
David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange
0:08 - 415
Doin' The Flip-A-Doo
0:05 - 416
Anti-Vaxxer "Saxophone" Relaxer
0:11 - 417
Germaphobe Does Not Mind
0:04 - 418
Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise
0:09 - 419
Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy
0:12 - 420
Fart Walrus
0:09 - 421
French Woman Enjoying A Danish
0:06 - 422
No Shirt, No Shoes - Service
0:12 - 423
With Or Without You (Preferably With)
0:12 - 424
Shouts And Murmurs
0:04 - 425
Pilates Are Invigorating
0:12 - 426
I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu
0:08 - 427
The Last Rock Star
0:20 - 428
It's Noon Somewhere
0:04 - 429
My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago
0:16 - 430
Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good
0:05 - 431
Love Clean Up, Aisle One
0:13 - 432
Found Your Thing Using MapQuest
0:05 - 433
Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store
0:15 - 434
This Cheesecake Is Divine
0:04 - 435
Jam Session
0:16 - 436
Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To)
0:05 - 437
Even Better Than An Associate Degree
0:13 - 438
I Went To School In The Boston Area
0:10 - 439
Happiness Is A Warm Dong
0:11 - 440
Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole
0:20 - 441
Call Me Dr. Stardust
0:04 - 442
Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze
0:23 - 443
Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator
0:04 - 444
Operation Cooch-Toot
0:17 - 445
Preggo!
0:04 - 446
My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days
0:08 - 447
Sure, In There Is Fine
0:04 - 448
The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia
0:07 - 449
Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!)
0:10 - 450
We Were Just Talking About You
0:09 - 451
Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford
0:09 - 452
Sophisticated?
0:10 - 453
We Deserve A Michelin Star
0:10 - 454
Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces
0:21 - 455
Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish
0:07 - 456
How Very Hemmingway Of You
0:04 - 457
Drinking Straight Out Of Lust's Milk Carton
0:11 - 458
Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation
0:15 - 459
Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief
0:08 - 460
I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia?
0:13 - 461
Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short
0:07 - 462
Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel?
0:13 - 463
Dirty Boulevard
0:04 - 464
Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays?
0:09 - 465
Portland, ME Is Cool... But Really Weird
0:10 - 466
The Wish-Maker Will See You Now
0:17 - 467
Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker
0:12 - 468
The Shenanigans You Requested
0:05 - 469
What Gusto!
0:10 - 470
Please Don't Make This About Harold Pinter (Again)
0:07 - 471
Wet Hot Americano
0:14 - 472
A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source
0:13 - 473
Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit
0:09 - 474
A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven
0:10 - 475
Too Soon?
0:10 - 476
Please Be Quiet Or You'll Wake Up My Titties
0:08 - 477
Never You Mind That
0:09 - 478
She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter
0:10 - 479
Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game
0:08 - 480
Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence
0:11 - 481
Two Gigolos, One Office Manager
0:10 - 482
Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting
0:10 - 483
It Took Another Man's Wife To Make This Boy A Man
0:11 - 484
Nothing Goes To Waste
0:18 - 485
My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse
0:11 - 486
Make Yourself At Home
0:04 - 487
Meet Me By The Condom Machine
0:05 - 488
I Feel Like I've Known You For Hours
0:13 - 489
Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out
0:06 - 490
Fire Your Dentist!
0:09 - 491
Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two
0:14 - 492
Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of Shit
0:10 - 493
I'm The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There
0:07 - 494
Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style
0:12 - 495
Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship
0:07 - 496
Sally's In Charge
0:10 - 497
Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons
0:10 - 498
The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This "Carrot-Man"
0:04 - 499
It's Raining Dan
0:08 - 500
It's Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking)
0:04 - 501
College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It'd Be
0:20 - 502
Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help
0:04 - 503
A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables
0:06 - 504
Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting
0:07 - 505
Best Friends/Next Level
0:09 - 506
Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real
0:05 - 507
Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding
0:14 - 508
A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure
0:04 - 509
So Glad That Was You Behind Me
0:06 - 510
An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman
0:04 - 511
Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude
0:11 - 512
Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm
0:08 - 513
Crammin' For The Jam Exam
0:10 - 514
I'm Glad We Waited Til Dusk
0:09 - 515
You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir
0:04 - 516
Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers
0:13 - 517
You're Like John Adams Times 1.5!
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Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer
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I Guess We'll Need A New Kitchen
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Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other
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They Call Me The "You're Welcome Man"
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Let's Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl
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So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse
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File Under "The Rolling Stones"
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No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct
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My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles
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Two-State Solution With Benefits
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My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position
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Can't Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey
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Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning
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So This Is Medicaid?
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Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie
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Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood
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Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door
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No Senator, I Already Have Two
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PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder
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Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work
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A Real Whodunnit!
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Horace's Compromise
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Plutocrats Got Feelings Too
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